Plot twist: fictional men actually show up when they say they will.
This ultra-soft sweatshirt is for the book lovers who've given up on dating apps and would rather curl up with a morally grey antihero who's emotionally available (on the page, at least). Because let's be honest—book boyfriends don't ghost you, they don't leave the toilet seat up, and they always know exactly what to say.
Why you'll love it:
- Premium fleece that's softer than any apology text you'll never receive
- Perfectly oversized for maximum cozy reading sessions
- Made-to-order just for you (like the attention you deserve)
- Pairs perfectly with wine, snacks, and zero tolerance for nonsense
Wear it to the bookstore, the library, or anywhere you'd rather not be hit on. Your TBR pile is calling, and real men can wait.
Ships in 5-7 days. Worth the wait, unlike that guy who said he'd text back.
The unisex Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck is crafted from a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend
CARE & WASH INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine Wash Cold
- Machine Dry Low
- Turn Inside Out When Washing
- Do Not Iron Directly On Design
- Do Not Bleach
- Do Not Dry Clean
